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Austin. 19. Chef Life. Hollywood Undead. North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Tattoos. Music. Friends. Weed. Don't be afraid to talk to me. (:

snapchatting:

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year


im-horngry:

Roast Potatoes - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Roast Potatoes - As Requested!


You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.

Stephen King, “Joyland”  (via revoult)

This little dude was hanging with me and Nikky today.

This little dude was hanging with me and Nikky today.


happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.


bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page


turnblruser:

Mayday Parade | Terrible Things


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nagi-hime:

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ihaveacleverfandomurl:

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

we always knew, michael
there was something wrong
we knew

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

we always knew, michael

there was something wrong

we knew


powerburial:

signedsincerelymegan:

powerburial:

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward


nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

you ask the real questions i like it


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isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



This post got so much better

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better


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